~@ cRaZe iN LiFe, fAcTz iN LiFe @~ pLaYiNg oN --> wHEn lURvE & haTE cOLLidEs --- dEF lePPard

~Alcohol KILLS slowly! So wat? Whos in the hurry??~

~dUn grOw wIF agE, GLOW wIF agE!!~

::If elEctriCity cOMe fROm elEctroNs, daN mORaliTy mUZ cOME frOM mORONs::

@~ dUn crY bCos iTz oVer, SmilE bCos iT haPPEnEd~@

... dUn saY waT yOU dId, dO waT yoU saY!!

maRRIaGE coNSiSts oF 3 rINGs; enaGEmEnt rING, weDDiNG rING aND...sUFFe-rING~ dIAoz

~jUZ bCOs u beLIEvE in smTHING, dOEsnT mAke it tRUe??~

~yoU nVr lOSe bY loViNG, yoU oLY lOSe bY hoLDing baCk~

::i dUN miND goING tO wORk, i jUZ dUN waNA staY wHEn i gEt tHEre::

@~ thE trOUBle oF beING punctuaL is daTz nO ONE wILL BE tHR to appPrecIAte ~@

...im oN a sEafOOD diEt! i sEE fOOD, i eaT it!...

fAiliNg to pLAn iS plAnnING tO faiL

~fOLLOw tHE croWd & yoU wiLl nVr BE foLLOwed bY tHE croWd~

~F.E.A.R == FaSle EvIDeNCes ApPearINg ReaL~

::wE sEE thINgs nOT as tHEy aRE bUT as We aRE::

@~ yoUNg lURVE iS wheN yoU lURve soMEoNE bcoS oF waT HE dO righT. MAtuRe lUrve is wHEn yoU lURve sOMeoNE in spIte OF waT HE dID wroNG~@

...faCts oF lIFe =>>> wORk haRd, pLAy haRd & kEEp uR mOUTh shUt!!...

~ evEryONe wAns to gO to hEaVen bUT nO oNE waNS to dIe!!

..nEvEr LuRvE thE lURvE daTZ hUrTS & neVEr hURt thE lURve thAt lURves..

..LuRVe thE oNE wHO hURts u, NeVEr hURts thE oNE whO luRVEs u..

..nEvER fiND lURve thaT hURts, nEvEr hURts luRve thaT lURvEs..

Monday, March 27, 2006

faRKIng chINesE~~

i nOe i bEeN chEaTed aT thE moMenT hE waNS anOThEr $10 froM uS... maR-dEr faRker! daMN 'cHIneSe'... i waS walKIng afTer mY roUtiNE datZ niTz wiF mY gaL freN.. anD whEn we pasS by thIS bulIdiNG aT in bTwn chinaToWn n RP whEre onE oF thE FF braCh is siTuaTed aT... a chINesE ( = chINA maN ) caME in fRont oF uS... hE starT oF bY sayINg hE haS beeN seaRcHINg foR hIS coMPaNy fOR a daY anD caNT fIND. hE claIMed thaT hE camE frOm shaNGhaI anD staTIng daTZ tML hIS bOSS wILL flY frM SH tO SG sO hE nEEd to fetcH hIm aT SCA. hE asK iF we coULd lEnd hIm moNey in oRder foR hiM to gO fetcH HIm. ouT oF kINdnEss, we haNdEd hIm soME moNEy anD hE pROmiZe to paY uS baCk bY neXT daY. i chOoSe tO belieVE hIM bcOS is jUZ $10 buCks n iF waT hE speakINg was trUE, aT leasT i diD waT i coULd. insteaD oF thanKIng uS foR thE moNey, hE asK for moRe foR hiS mEAl tmL alSO.. farK! hoW muCh doES iT coSt tO taKE traNSit tO SCA? arE we reaLLy stEwpiG enuF to bELieVE hIm fOR waT He saId? i felT daTZ bEing kINd soMetimEs wiLl actuaLLy maKE u loOk steWpiG. anYWaY.. yEpz.. thE truTh is daTZ... bOTh oF uS aRe stEWPIG!! faRk~ maYbe thiS is jUZ oNE baD shEEp oUT oF manY goOD oNes... bUT pLeASe... "chINesE" oUt thR, dUN diSgraCe UR coUNtrY bY doINg thiS, anD eVEn as aN asian mYsELf.. i feEl farkING ashAMe. kaO~
seMI-pRisONEr

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

thoUghTz

faRkINg tiRed...

bEEn coNtinuoSly dOIng daTz fOR 2 weeKS, nON-stoP...
"bOI, uR bODy canT taKE iT oNE laRz..."
jUZ bCos oF datZ reasOn, "i dUn waNa haF tiME tO miZz yOu..."

i haD mISsEd out soMetHIng iN thE paSt...
bUT nOW, i stiLL NVr treASuRe iT.. I PLEAD GUILTY.
senTEnCed mE tO lURVe u fOReVEr...& i wILL.

iTz bEEn 5 weeKS aND oN sUndAy wE saW uR Pic...
wE stILL weeP. nOt bCos wE R hoLdIng On, iS bcoS we mIZz u!~
coMe bACk to uS oNcE awhILe & we'LL bE graTEfUL...

sEmI-pRisONer~

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

kIndLy tAke a lOOk aT tHE sCEnErY taKEn aT sUNtEc

wHaT haPPENEd???!!??

pILEs n pILEs oF shOEs bOxEs...

pPlz mOUntAin PPlz shOEs(bOxEs)~

<-- bcOS oF thIS... kiAsu sINGApOReAn~

" oH shIT.. darLIng coME heLp! NEEd tO bUy NExt YR xMAs gIFt fOR oUr kIDs...!"

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Monday, March 13, 2006

dINNEr, fUNNy vIDeo aND bRoKEbaCk~~

wENt to meeT sOME frEnz fOr diNNer aFTEr mY mOSt fruITfuL gyM daY... acTUAlly plaNing to eaT CryStaL jAde BUT dUNNo hOW coME we endEd uP in aJiSen. thE serVicE oF thE waITreSS dEFINIteLY wORtH a thUMbs-uP~~ eVEn teaChes uS hOW to uSe thEIR coUpON to gEt tHE mOSt oUT OF iT... hahA~~

a freNz of mINe starTed thIS toPIC oN fUNNy viDeos.. recEntlY thEr aRe kINDs oF fUNNy clIP circlAtiNg aRoUnd. 1 mOSt fUNNy i haF saW waS 2 jaP gUYS lOOKiNg aT thEir weBcaM aND whILE plaYIng a bacKStReeT bOY sONg (i tiNK iS "i waNT it daTZ waY", i coULdnt remeMEber). thEy dID alL kINDs oF acTIOns whILe moUTh-iNg thE soNg. haHa~ reaL fUNNy... anD thEr aRe alSo thEse 2 lOOk-alIKE siSter.. thEy aLso dId thE sAme thING in kTVs, siNGiNG all jAp soNGs ( oR kOReAn, i NOT VEry sURe bUT daTZ bEsIDe tHE pOInt). thE pOINt IS y pPLz aRe dOING thEsE craZiNEss tO pOSt oNlINe fOR pPLZ to sEE?? fOR fUN?? tiNK iS MOre of faME... weLL, maYBe sOMedaY i wILL trY tO0... wHo sHLD i caSt?? erM... baTmaN?roBIn?...spIDermAn!haHA~

laST nITZ weNT oUT wIF mY freN fOR mOViE n DiNNEr... weLL, staRT oFF bY saYINg thE mOVie. kINd oF nICe shOw... BUt reaLy dISlIKe Ennis Del Mar (caST BY hEAth) .. kaO.. HE spEaKS lIKE cheWingsOMethING iN hIs mOUth!! aND hE haS a faRkINg loUSy pErsONAlity... gOT sUCh a goOD wiFe stILL threaTEn to beaT hEr Up... pOOr laDy. Anne Hathaway waS a baRbIE dOLL in thE sHOw!!! haHa~~ dUno y... jUZ feeL daTZ sHE is daMN baRbIE in thE sHOw~~ hAhA~ alTOU tHE eNDiNG is abIT saD, i stiLL dIN manAge to uSe thE bOX of tiSSue i broUgHT inTo tHE tHEatre, i tiNK mEmOiRs Of gEishA is stiLL beTTa.. hahAhA~~

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

yUMMy

thIS moRnING wHEn i reaCHed ofFic weNT tO cHEck mY hOTmaiL anD foUNd oUT daTZ i recIEvE a faRkING terrIBlE bUT yuMMy emaIL... iT cONsiSt oF a serIEs oF phOtO hOW a woMAn ( bITcH bUT sExy, haHA~~) toRtuRe a liTTle kITTen. eVEntualLy thE kIttEn dIEd wiF iTS hEAD smaSHed n braIN jUiCE aLL sqUEEze oUT... kAo... terrIBle... hAha~~ weLL im nOT goING tO pubLIciZe thIS acT sO im nOT gOING to puT thE pIc in mY bLOG..... BUT i caN pROviDe thE lINK~~ haHA~~ enJOy....

http://www.ebyte.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14500

yUMMy~~~~

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Sunday, March 05, 2006

:) bbQ aT kIt'Z aPArTmEnt {:

::::::fOOd wE haF pRePArEd::::::

""'bZ BBq-iNG,
eaTiNG aNd
faRKInG aRoUNd"""

(***) tHe fIsH-cOupLE (***)

<<------ rOOt-bEEr fLOaT!!!! fARkINg cOOL!!!

~inDEEd wE haF a haPPy gaTHErING tOGEtHEr tONiTz... wiSh aLL oF u gUYs haPPy And eNJoY UR iA oR iO sOoN~~hahAhA~~ gD nITz!

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