~Alcohol KILLS slowly! So wat? Whos in the hurry??~

~dUn grOw wIF agE, GLOW wIF agE!!~

::If elEctriCity cOMe fROm elEctroNs, daN mORaliTy mUZ cOME frOM mORONs::

@~ dUn crY bCos iTz oVer, SmilE bCos iT haPPEnEd~@

... dUn saY waT yOU dId, dO waT yoU saY!!

maRRIaGE coNSiSts oF 3 rINGs; enaGEmEnt rING, weDDiNG rING aND...sUFFe-rING~ dIAoz

~jUZ bCOs u beLIEvE in smTHING, dOEsnT mAke it tRUe??~

~yoU nVr lOSe bY loViNG, yoU oLY lOSe bY hoLDing baCk~

::i dUN miND goING tO wORk, i jUZ dUN waNA staY wHEn i gEt tHEre::

@~ thE trOUBle oF beING punctuaL is daTz nO ONE wILL BE tHR to appPrecIAte ~@

...im oN a sEafOOD diEt! i sEE fOOD, i eaT it!...

fAiliNg to pLAn iS plAnnING tO faiL

~fOLLOw tHE croWd & yoU wiLl nVr BE foLLOwed bY tHE croWd~

~F.E.A.R == FaSle EvIDeNCes ApPearINg ReaL~

::wE sEE thINgs nOT as tHEy aRE bUT as We aRE::

@~ yoUNg lURVE iS wheN yoU lURve soMEoNE bcoS oF waT HE dO righT. MAtuRe lUrve is wHEn yoU lURve sOMeoNE in spIte OF waT HE dID wroNG~@

...faCts oF lIFe =>>> wORk haRd, pLAy haRd & kEEp uR mOUTh shUt!!...

~ evEryONe wAns to gO to hEaVen bUT nO oNE waNS to dIe!!

..nEvEr LuRvE thE lURvE daTZ hUrTS & neVEr hURt thE lURve thAt lURves..

..LuRVe thE oNE wHO hURts u, NeVEr hURts thE oNE whO luRVEs u..

..nEvER fiND lURve thaT hURts, nEvEr hURts luRve thaT lURvEs..



Friday, February 24, 2006

~oLD laDy~~

weD nItZ afTEr mY woRkoUt, i weNT tO mEEt mY freNz aT aRd 10pM. as thE shOppINg cenTrE waS clOSed, we decIDed to siT in mAcdONAld at CCk aND coNVErsE. both OF uS boUghT soMe foOd aNd staRTed tO chaT. nOT lONG afTEr we starTEd, a oLD slOppy laDy caME in frONt oF uS. shE asK uS tO kEEp a lookoUT at hEr cuP oF coffEe anD a smaLL litTLE boX ( well, i tiNK is foOD ) as sHE neeD to attEnd natUre caLL. whiLE shE waS walKInG inTo thE ladiEs, sHe thaNK US foR foR thE heLP... we cONtinUEd oUR chaT. abT 10 mIN paSsEs aND thiS laDy caME oUT oF thE toILEt anD starT walKIng towaRD uS. daTZ waS thE tiME i staRTed tO coUnt... coUNt tHE nuMBEr oF tiMEs shE saID "thaNK yoU" to uS. i lOSt coUnt on mY 12 coUNts... weLL daN shE coNTiNUe to teLL us shE haD a huSbaND whO diEd 2 yR aGo (aSiF i caRe??) aND foLLow bY thE deatH oF HEr dauGthEr.. anD nOW sHE is aloNE wiTh nO mONeY, nO assErts, nO woRk... shE iS staYIng wiF soMeoNE whO is kiND enUf to taKE hEr in... thiS wenT oN fOR quTe lONg tiME, mY freN aND mE staRTed to gEt boRed aND irriTAtEd. wE starTEd to ignORed hEr anD giVE hEr thE uNFreNLy lOOk. i stArTEd to woNDEr iS sHE crAZy oR is sHE suFFeriNG fRom sOMe mEntaL ilLnEsS. kiND enUf, shE goT oUr intentiOn, shE hoLD uP HEr cuP oF coFFEe anD thE littLE boX, anD staRTEd to raP hEr "thAnk yOU"s agAin. thIS tiME roUNd dEfiNIteLY mORe daN 12 tiMEs... we nVr eVEn tuRn oUr eYE to loOK aT HEr. bY thE tiME i trY to seaRch foR HEr, shE waS alReaDy at thE glaSS doOR oF resTUAraNt. lOOKiNg aT HEr liMPiNg figURe, sloWlY bUt rusHIng foR hEr buS riDe... oUT oF a suDDen, i haD a feelIng daTZ im a DEVIL. shE maY loOK oLD, dIRtY anD pOOr ( oR eVEn aBit craZy) . bUt bEing trU 65 YRs on thE eaRth(datZ waT sHE toLD uS, sHE 65 yRs O) , iM sURe shE haD goNE trU mORe daN uS. loOKiNg aT HEr baCk, i seE lonElinEss. sOmetiMes, alL thEse oLDers waNs, is tO fINd soMEoNE tO toK, shaRe thEir lIFe. esPEciaLLy thEy haF nO mORe kINs aroUnd... thE luRVe thEy aRE searCHIng is waT yoU & i shLD gIF... bUt y dIn I stOP aND lISteN tO HEr? hEr stORy maY nOt bE inTeresTIng bUt dOES iT mAttEr? aRe we assUMINg daTz bY caLLiNg thOSe doNAtiON lIneS fOR chaRitY, maKE uS nOblE aND genEroUs? LURvE dO nOt nEEd a siNgLE ceNTs, iT cOmEs to yoU iF u goT thE heaRt.afTEr toDAy, hoW maNY pPLz oUt thR aRE stILL beHAvING lIKE ME? ...

deaR oLD lAdY, i pROmISe u..iF i eVEr sEe u agAin.. i wiLL BE aN anGel.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

)@( jUz fOr A LuFF )@(

~heheEz... a jOKe to sHAre wIf u guYs oUt thR...

A caT & a rOOStEr aRE waLIkiNg dOWn thE sTReeT aND cAMe to thIS huGE puDDle...( puDDle == a sMAll pooL oF watEr, esP raINwaTEr)

RooSteR saYS: I bEt yOu coUldN't jUmp oVer thIS puddlE iF UR liFE dePeNDed On it!
Cat saYs: Oh yEAh? I cOuLd dO iT on mY woRst daY.

The caT taKes a hUge rUn & laNDed in thE miDDle oF thE puDDle... tHE rOOStER lUFF hIS heAD oFF*

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fOR eVEry weT puSSy, theRe's alWaYS a hAPPy CoCk!! hAhAa....

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

~~a bRANd NEw stArT oF thE weeK~~

~~Wowowo...
kInDa bZ Last weeK anD iTz BEEn a weeK i stoP updaTIng mY bLOg. WeLl, i haF to saY daTZ lAst weeK waS a paInfUL & tiRINg weeK... itZ gOOd tO be tiREd sO pPLz wiLL teNDs nOT tO tiNK tOO mUCh... iM woRRyINg Abt hUAjIe, hoPe hEr soN & daUgTher wILL taKe gOOD caRe oF HEr duRiNG thIS pERiOd... ~ hOPe eVEryTHIng wiLl BE fINE fRom nOW oN...
~~hEHe...
feeLIng abIt nuAh nuaH aFTer 1 weeK nVr gYm... tiNK haF tO pUt iN mOre effOrt thIS weeK... LAsT nITz weNT fOr mY IA agAin... fuCkINg cOOl, tiNK im goNNa bE in luRVE wiF daTZ fROm nOW oN... hahA
~~haIz...
i nEEd to chOOse mY FY optIOn liaoZ... dUNO waT to chOOse. iNfOComM?? oR eLectrONIcs?? elEctRicaL shLd BE oUt lorZ cOS gaN phUA diFFicuLt. Now, leFT wIf 2 chOIce... tiNk shLd BE infOcOMm bA... haIz....~sIAnz~

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

...pLz dUn aSk mE y aNyMoRe...

~~ todaY wiLl bE thE daY, aRe u tIrEd? hE iS, i aM, wE aLL aRe... i'M nOt sUre whEtHEr toDaY wILL bE a gOOd daY fOr tHis oR shLD wE waIt tILL toMorOw? iM cOnfUSed nOw aS mUCh aS u arE... sO pLZ dUn asK me wHY anYmOre.... pLz~~

11:45aM, hE hAs lEft...

Friday, February 10, 2006

tHInGs aRE haPPEnING...& i M tiReD~~~`

thiS mORnING mY siS haD a faLL whIle goINg to woRk. HEr foRehEAd, nOSe n lIPs aRe aLL bRiuSed & swoLLen and kNEE wAS blEEdiNg... aCcompaNY bY pEtEr goRgOR weNT to hoSpiTaL immEDiaTElY. HAiz...sEEms lIKE mANy thINGs aRE haPPEnINg in thIS shORt pErioD oF tiME. relaTiVE pasS awaY, uNClE in cOmA.... quITe swaY hORz? weLL, mY frEnz suGGEsTed daTZ i shLD go pRAy praY... erM, wiLL mR heaVEn hElp?? iF wILL, daN y hE creaTEd aLl thIS in tHE 1sT pLAcE? tO shOW HIS pOWeR oVEr hUMaN & maKE US bEliEVe in thEm OR waNA huMAn to lEARn fRom thE diFFicuLTiEs?? i toTaLLy agREE bY thE laTTer. sO, i fiNAlly nOE whY we nEEd LEaRn to acCEPT realiTy n be stROng aT anY tiMes cOS daTZ iS sthE ouRce toWaRDs a bEtta lIFe...

haHa~ aLL crAps laRz.... frEnz ouT tHR, pLZ taKE caRE alWAYs!!!

bODYcOMBAt is THe BEST!!!!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

** pLz pRaY hArD fOr hIM.... mY uNcLe**

~~iS iT wORtH iT tO gIFuP UR lIfe fOR smTHINg u liKE???~~ aT leasT tHEr's 1 gUY i nOE whO tiNk thIs waY & i nOE hE iS haPPy & woULd HE reGReT iT...

mY dEaR fReNz... cAn i aSk fOr fAvOr frM u?? jUz nEEd mayBe 1 miNUte oF uR tIMe... cLOse uR eYEs n siNCerEly praY fOR hIm.... hE iS aT tHE hOSpiTAl nOW aND waS in aN unConsCiouS sTaTe... eVEryoNE iS woRRyiNG... tEArs n sCReaMs weRE aLL oVEr thE plAce... bUt iM sURe hE jUz nEEd sOme qUIEtnEss. Be bRaVE eVRyONe, hE wiLL maKE it tRU....
...mY bElOVEd 4tH uNCle.

~~ahyew

Thursday, February 02, 2006

(,") aNoThEr meaNINgfUl stoRy (",)

thIs iS a stoRy whICh mY leCtuRer toLD Me whEn i waS in mY fiRsT yeaR oF unI liFe. iT is a niCe stORy wiF woNDerfuL mEaNINg... juZ hoPe to shAre wiF u guYs oUT thEr.... heRe it goEs...

"OnCce upOn a tIMe, theR wAs a noNcoNnfORminG spArroW whO dEcideD nOt tO fly souTH fOR tHe wInter. HoWEver, sOOn thE weAtheR tuRneD sO coLd datZ hE hAd nO choiCe bUt 2 mOve. ReLuCtantLy, he begAn tO Fly sOUth.
In a sHORt tiME, iCe BEgaN tO foRm oN hIS wiNGs & aS thE amoUNt of iCe is iNCreasINg, thE iCe geTS heavIEr. EventUAlly, HE feLL to thE eaRth in a baRnyARd, almost frozen. a Cow paSsEd bY him n shiTTed on thE liTTle spArroW. The spaRRow tOtz ' whAt thE fuCk? thIS tiME suRe dIE liAoz...'. But, the mAnuRe wARmeD hIm & dEfROsted hIS wiNgs. fEEling WaRm & haPPy, hE nOW able to breathe & started to sing.
JuZ dEn a LArge cAt cOme bY & heaRd thE chIRping. thE caT sAW thE spaRRow aFTEr soME seaRch. hE clEared away tHe mAnuRe, fOUNd tHE haPPiLY chIRpING bIRd & prOMPtly aTe hIm."


mOraL oF thE stoRy??? ------>> aNyoNE whO shiTs on U is nOT nEcESSarILy uR enEmy. AnyoNE whO geTS u oUT oF shIT is nOT nEceSSariLy uR freN. &, iF u R waRm n haPPY in a pILe of shiT daN keeP uR moUTh shUt. ~haHa

  • nAmE :: aHyEw OR tReVoR
  • aGe :: iCe iCe iCe

  • DOB :: tHE mID iF tHE fiRst

  • nIcK :: cRaZy

  • stAy :: wEsTiE OF sIngaPurA

  • staTus :: nOt taLL, nOt faT and nOt uglY

  • wORkiNg aS :: 4tH yR sTuDent

  • attRibuTes :: craNKy, fUNny, spORtY, geeKy, sEXy

  • hoBBiEs :: spORts aNd bEd

  • fAV sIngEr :: bEijIng dIVa aka rUbbIsH woMan

  • fAV fOOd :: naSi lEmaRk, wAntOn mEE, maC-wiNg,cHICkEn rICe, prInglEs, aPOLLo cHOco baLLz,
    cHOcolatEs, iCe creAm...





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